Oh God Why 

When your condom breaks

-5 years ago
-Having sex-
-Condom breaks
Woman: what was that honey?
Man: um.. Nothing
-today
Man: Oh God Why

Oh God Why by skosidhjfr September 4, 2016

Oh God why 

The thing I yelled when I realised I had run out of cheese

*Notices absence of modified, solidified, glorified pieces of milk*
"...Oh God WHY"

Oh God why by Agent NHR June 9, 2021

Oh god, why? 

a meme used in rage comics to define a memory of something stupid you did.
see Rage Comic

4 years ago: as a 7 year old kid you got naked in your class and asked for sex because you saw your parents say and do it.
4 years later:Oh god, Why? I'm a idiot
from a Rage Comic stupidity dumbass rage dumb

Oh god, why? by cocothecat11 January 2, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008