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offshore drilling 

The practice of leaving the country for the explicit purpose of engaging in sex.
"We're headed to Costa Rica because we heard that there is great opportunity for offshore drilling there."
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Offshore Drilling 

Bill: "Hey Larry, you going to do some offshore drilling tonight?"
Larry: "Yes, I love anal."
Offshore Drilling by BooKaki69 November 19, 2019

Offshore Drilling 

The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)

OR

Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water
Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.

Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?

Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill
Offshore Drilling by IBM-HAL November 25, 2010

Offshore Drilling 

the act of engaging in sexual activities on a boat
Senator, it appears you have changed your position on Offshore Drilling - Howell Heflin

offshore drilling 

1) anal sex

2) any form of anal penetration
1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.

2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
offshore drilling by blosama October 22, 2008

Off Shore Drilling 

(Verb) the action of taking a shit in a woman or mans mouth while they are laying down...then getting on top of them and begin fucking their face...resembles off shore drilling due to the fact they are drilling through mud. If one ejaculates while drilling he can yell out "I've struck it rich!" then ejaculate in the eyes of the shit mouthed person..
i was so trashed last night at the bar so i brought home this war-pig and decided to do some off shore drilling. and yea i struck it rich!
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