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beat off wife 

When you masturbate repeatedly to pictures of the same woman, whether on Facebook or elsewhere, you have a beat off wife.
Greg: You see the new Demi Lovato pics?
Maurice: Yeah man, you gonna make her your beat off wife?
beat off wife by asscracky49 December 20, 2010
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Not alive, not on life, dead; also not online, not aware of the internet or the online world. Disconnected.
Einstein is offlife, but he has an awesome online presence.
offlife by kiloechonov December 12, 2010