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Off center 

To be touched in the head. Not right in the head. Insane in the membrane. Some what crazy.
He's a little off center.
Off center by judge dredd7 September 10, 2012
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off-center 

adj - to stray from what is considered normal while maintaining a sense of individuality; eccentric. It is geared mostly towards a person whose unique way of thinking, acting, dressing, or carrying one's self out isn't considered "the norm" but is catchy and highly acceptable.
"His off-center humor is refreshing in today's society where dull, dry jokes are the norm"

"That girl's bright pink, polka-dotted dress is a way off-center, but she really uses it to her advantage."
off-center by onux16 May 5, 2006

HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER 

not all there, mentally speaking. A couple of sentences short of a paragraph, a few shards of pottery short of a full anthropological theory, a few wafers short of a communion, one's belt doesn't go through all of the loops, one's driveway doesn't quite make it to the road...I THINK YA GET THE PICTURE!
That loony sumbitch is definitely half a bubble off center -- he's crazier than a pet coon!
HALF A BUBBLE OFF CENTER by weave October 26, 2003

Offentertain 

(v.) To provide entertainment that is specifically meant to offend someone, the audience or a particular group.
Person 1: Have you seen The Book of Mormon musical?
Person 2: No, will it offentertain me?
Person 1: Yes. It is peak offentertainment.
Person 2: Excellent.
Offentertain by NearlyOutOfMilk November 7, 2017

offcentrociting 

the action of not believing someone when they tell the truth
Although we were telling the truth, Alex kept offcentrociting and refused to believe us.
offcentrociting by meow09 June 6, 2022
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