Octopussy

A name used to describe a male who cannot keep his hands to himself. God gave the male 2 hands, however at times it can feel that they have 8 hands. Hence the phrase Octopussy. The phrase is commonly used in Scotland more than anywhere else. Urban history suggests the phrase originates from Lap Dancing Bars in Edinburgh.

Person 1: That guy was a real sleaze he had his hands all over me, it was like he had 8!
Person 2: He sounds like an Octopussy hun!

by Jack Roseby April 12, 2008

Octopussy

Octopussy: when a women takes 8 cocks at once: two in the vagina, two in the ass, one in each hand, one in the mouth, and one between the feet.

Was one of the Johns with an Octopussy last night.

by Steve Sklansky June 15, 2013

octopussy

a person with eight vagina's

Kayla has eight vagina's. That means that she is an octopussy

by Asian Thunder March 23, 2007

Octopussy

Eight vaginas on one creature. 

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with vaginas, that would be an Octopussy.

by Octowoman (again) November 1, 2010

octopussy

One female having eight vaginas, or one looking like having eight vaginas.

Matt Zylman was licking Mrs.Pafias's (a very fat lady) octopussy all afternoon.
Matt: Mrs.Pafias you have the nicest octopussy ever!
Mrs.Pafias: You have the tiniest dick Matt!

by Amy February 6, 2005

Octopussy

A slutty femail (or male if he takes it up the ass) who gets in the bed with just any dick and fucks more than eight guys a day. A boner-fied ho. A humping-heffer. A male that can take two or more dicks in his ass at one time.

Guy1: man! I was walking down Pokechop Street when this ho stuck her head out the screen-doe, nekkid to the world and drooling between the legs! Dat got me so horny I went into her apartment and doube tapped that bitch with some other dude.

Guy2: say what! Dude they calll that ho "Octopussy!" She'll hit anything that even 'looks' like a dick. they say she fucks up to eight times a day or more! Cant believe u hit that!and u touched another dudes junk inside that ho

Guy1: its all good, bruh! that octopussy was so loose , there was room foe five-or-six more dicks. Mmmm, it was al good.

by Good Thang Man July 2, 2011

octopussy

The chick that had the eight kids.

Octopussy doesn't get any welfare;Oh yeah just food stamps.

by 101Davie Boy February 26, 2009