The most kind-hearted, beautiful, and loving people were born on this day. If you know someone who was born on this day, don't lose them, they are special.
Hym "Oct 25, 2023? I probably could have stopped that from happening. Whatever happened during the 7 days in that hospital is less effective than I am and I've likely already stopped a few for which I haven't gotten credit. And I would wager that the would be shooter that contacted that guy Jordan talked to in that one podcast is one of them. So, if you weren't so concerned with wasting my time on your frivolous sophistical nonsense (i.e. your bullshit values that are fabricated entirely by inferior minds), we would have 18 more pre-corpses shambling about. You (collectively) refused to admit that you are both useless and the impetus for your own destruction and because you're unwilling to do this your only option is to play at solving problems and fail perpetually. You will repeatedly attempt to jam the square that constitutes you values into the circle hole that constitutes the problems you're facing and the wages of sin will be death. And all because you both want to be the guy and are not AND don't want ME to be the guy and I AM"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*