Ocean Dick

When you get out of the cold water and you have a shriveled dick.

When he got out of the cold water he realized he had ocean dick.

by Mike Hunt October 30, 2003

oceansick

Depressed or melancholy at being away from the ocean.

I miss the water, the sand and swimming... I think I am oceansick !

by cali_delmar January 2, 2015