obi's mom 

A definition often used as a slur against russian israeli women. Slutty MILFS are often the subject of this slur.

Obi's mom is a dirty slut.

obi's mom by Brandon Staggs July 24, 2006

obi”s Muffin 

The most amazing thing that can happen to a guy. She can make him feel strong enough to do anything. The one person that you should value over every other thing. You must protect her for she is the most special thing that could ever happen to you.

"obi”s Muffins are yummy." "You need a life..."

obi”s Muffin by ibow November 24, 2021

Obi-Swan Kenobi 

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

Obi-Swan Kenobi by Jamjarito January 13, 2019

Obi-Schlong Kanobi 

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

Obi-Schlong Kanobi by Jaban1 February 14, 2025

obi-won sacajanobi 

75% obi won and 25% sacajawea

with all the mind controlling abilities of a jedi coupeled with the pure power of a Dominatrix. In fact it is possible that this creature can easily lead people to their doom by sucking their soul through their eyes.

steve: crikey look at this obi-won sacajanobi
steve: crikey it stabbed me in the HeART!
steve: crikey my eye

obi-won sacajanobi by Matt9942501 December 14, 2008

Obisquous 

Being of an obisque nature.

Man , dat nigga was obisquous!

Obisquous by Spiccles July 12, 2017

San Luis Obispo

Home of the best public engineering school on the West Coast. As a result, full of Republicans. It has an awesome downtown section with cool stores and cheap parking garages, and is surrounded by mountains. Ten minutes down the road, however, is Pismo Beach, where there's at least decent surfing and good restaurants.

I'm going to San Luis Obispo to study Aerospace Engineering.

San Luis Obispo by toph November 13, 2004