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obey me
a really fucked up yaoi manga that gives you a phobia of pens and sushi
people who have this as their favourite manga are a threat to society
eg. me
people who have this as their favourite manga are a threat to society
eg. me
person 1,mate whats your favourite manga
person 2,obey me
if case this happens carry pens and sushi, then yeet them into space
person 2,obey me
if case this happens carry pens and sushi, then yeet them into space
obey me by pnsandsushiprayforjinyoo.com March 5, 2021
Obey me
A game that bases itself off taking biblical names of evil spirits and making them into gay demon femboys, this game has a chronically online fanbase who never saw sunlight or touched grass.
It’s truly baffling how humanity went from the age of Greek philosophers all the way up to the Renaissance to having people thirsting over pixelated images that hold the power to make people on death row beg for the lethal injection to make their suffering end.
Anyone who claims an obey me character is objectivelly attractive either has a severe brain impairment or genuently needs to get a checkup whether or not they took their schizophrenia pills (or if the alleged individual drank benadryl or is under the influence of other substances).
No, yaoi with “demons“ is not in any way a productive means of spending one’s free time. If you know anyone suffering from this wretched game tell them to seek immediate help, divine intervention to salvage their soul (if there is one) or cut them off completely from your life.
Anyone who plays this game automatically will get the same ammount of respect that I would give to someone who rips off old people by using phone scams.
It’s truly baffling how humanity went from the age of Greek philosophers all the way up to the Renaissance to having people thirsting over pixelated images that hold the power to make people on death row beg for the lethal injection to make their suffering end.
Anyone who claims an obey me character is objectivelly attractive either has a severe brain impairment or genuently needs to get a checkup whether or not they took their schizophrenia pills (or if the alleged individual drank benadryl or is under the influence of other substances).
No, yaoi with “demons“ is not in any way a productive means of spending one’s free time. If you know anyone suffering from this wretched game tell them to seek immediate help, divine intervention to salvage their soul (if there is one) or cut them off completely from your life.
Anyone who plays this game automatically will get the same ammount of respect that I would give to someone who rips off old people by using phone scams.
Person 1: Do you play obey me? I think it’s a great game!
Person 2: Stop contacting me in any way , shape or form , on any platform, via text or by calling. Whether it’s you personally, through an alt account, or through encouraging or inciting others to do so. I’ve contacted my lawyer, a priest, and the police. Any further contact will officially be considered harassment, and will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
Person 2: Stop contacting me in any way , shape or form , on any platform, via text or by calling. Whether it’s you personally, through an alt account, or through encouraging or inciting others to do so. I’ve contacted my lawyer, a priest, and the police. Any further contact will officially be considered harassment, and will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law.
Obey me by some0nefamiliar November 8, 2023
Obey Me VA Stan
a person who dedicates a portion or their entire personality to a voice actor from the game Obey Me and constantly tunes into every stream, twitter post, and makes fan art in hopes of catching the actors attention.
"Wow, did you see Sahirah? She's such a Obey Me VA Stan."
"Fr dude, all she does is talk about Obey me and her vas."
"Fr dude, all she does is talk about Obey me and her vas."
Obey Me VA Stan by Teslla June 7, 2021
Obey_me_content1
Obey_me_content1 by Obey_me_content1 April 14, 2022
The obey me heights
The obey me heights by Toga Himiko loves Asmodeus February 6, 2021
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