Obamalism

Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists.

Related forms:
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective
O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective

Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?

by Novel Zephyr May 21, 2009

Obamalamadingdong

Obamalamadingdong: A Barack Obama campaign assistant who goes door to door for the candidate.

Goodness, Harry, there's an Obamalamadingdong at the door!

by Zooticus Maximus February 27, 2008

Obamalamadingdongs

The overexuberence of some people who voted for Barak Obama

Look at all those Obamalamadingdongs at the inauguration, i wonder how many will be left in two years. although this type of dingdong will never admit to being wrong

by tdogsdad January 19, 2009

obamanista

someone who wears too much democratic gear

The ladies of hollywood are such obamanistas when they go to political rallys

by english honors 12 October 15, 2012

Obamanisha

Adj. a girl that is very ghetto and loves Obama, mostly because he is black. Could possibly eat large amounts of fried chicken. see friedchickenisha

Samantha is such an Obamanisha!

by QWERTY1230 March 28, 2011

Obamallama

Someone who is inordinately emotionally affected by every word spoken by the Obamessiah. A derivation on the popular term "sheeple", meaining one who blindly follows a political hero.

"The Obamallamas were fainting and swooning at the very sound of their dear leader's voice." First used in political context here: http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothread?id=351001

by AZhitman January 13, 2009

Obamagasm

The "twinkle in the eye" of female (and sometimes male) Obama supporters whenever Obama speaks. Typically a person experiencing an Obamagasm can be seen staring doe-eyed with their mouth agape while hanging on every word Obama is saying. Often, the person will be bouncing with excitement or swaying on their feet. Obama's inauguration in Chicago is considered to be the largest simultaneous "Obamagasm" the history of the planet has ever witnessed.

Those prone to having an "Obamagasm" are typically limited in their mental faculties and incapable of rational thought. They are stimulated by the "image" of Obama and the ideas of "hope" and "change," rather than by the content of Obama's words; which those prone to an "Obamagasm" are usually incapable of understanding or interpreting anyways. "Obamagasms" are typically so strong that anyone who has experienced one is likely still recovering from the climax and is still incapable of finding any fault whatsoever with the object of their affection and sexual gratification: Obama.

"Damn man, Obama came on t.v. at Starbucks last night and all the college girls who have never taken a Poly Sci class in their lives had an Obamagasm as soon as he started speaking! Took the janitor an hour to clean up the mess..."

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by Dr. Hyde April 8, 2009