Oatmeal trick 

When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.

*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”

Oatmeal trick by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Thick As Oatmeal 

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

Thick As Oatmeal by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal 

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019