They’re pretty much the worst team in baseball right now. They currently have a win/loss of 19 wind, 52 losses, which sucks, and they’re so bad, they’re being EVICTED from Oakland and going to Vegas.
Chris: “What’s your favorite baseball team?”
Andrew: “The Oakland Athletics.”
Chris: “I’m sorry for you,”
by A person125 June 17, 2023
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A term to describe menthol cigarettes.

As menthol cigarettes are widely smoked in the Oakland, CA’s black community, people often reach for their Newport or Kool cigarette upon waking up, before they brush their teeth. Smoking a menthol cigarette also provides a smooth minty mouth feel like brushing your teeth or using mouthwash.
Biden is trying to ban the Oakland Toothbrush! Why did we vote for him again?
by Youngsicario April 28, 2021
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A city in the East San Francisco Bay Area. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits were better. Raiders fans stay faithful to the team, while the Raiders themselves gained even more fans in Vegas. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland dropped the ball (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the San Francisco Bay area is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.
A city across the bay from San Francisco, that can't keep a firm grip on its professional sports teams and home ownership is damn near unobtainable, as gentrification is running rampant, Oakland is full of the good, the bad and the ugly.
by GG Allin August 19, 2021
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putting toddlers in burkas and forcing them to eat dog treats
johnny mouthed off on me today so i had to pull the ole' oakland floater
by the gold diggers August 19, 2011
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when taking a large hit of weed, usually off a pipe or joint, a maneuver where you french inhale the smoke and blow out a single, large smoke ring. originated in oakland, california
the new kid's from oakland...we should blaze him out and see if he does an oakland hit.
by fuckyeah420 April 17, 2011
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a underfunded school that pulls from all the local outer cities. Each younger grade gets more unhinged every year. all the arts are ignored and the janitors stopped caring when the bathrooms flooded with shitmold water.
¨I hate Oakland Middle, but atleast its not Stillwater Mid
by dhcbasknzxkcafj September 19, 2023
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A hot handsome, kind guy who seems perfect he’s funny as he will make you fall in love with you straight away
Oakland Clarke is so hot
by Ballabags123 December 19, 2022
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