oofed Share definition Flag 1.To be screwed,f**ked, or otherwise incapacitated. 2.A way to describe a bad situation. 1.Man he's oofed. 2.Damn, that test was oofed man. oofed by S@m P November 11, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the oofed mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch