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on tour

vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle.

A keen pasttime of
Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?"
Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!"
by Terry Deary July 24, 2006
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On Tour

Another way to describe cheating or someone who's has been with multiple partners. Also someone who talks to a lot of women and vice versa.
Damn, I found out my girlfriend was on tour." or "My cousin is "on tour" because he's been with a lot of females.
by Evilman1988 October 19, 2010
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On Tour

On Tour is a card game that combines elements of truth or dare and five card stud. Players are dealt a five card hand after determining a set punishment for the person with the lowest hand. After the cards have been dealt, players reveal their hand and the loser must execute the predetermined punishment. The quality of a hand is the same as in poker with a royal flush as the best hand and single high card as the worst.

In a straight round of On Tour, only the losing hand will be forced to act out a punishment (e.g. performing a striptease for the group, drinking a puerto rican asshole, applying Nair to sensitive body parts, etc..)

In a mixed On Tour round, more than one person will be involved in the punishment. In a double-loser round, both the players with the worst and second worst hands will perform a task, with the lowest hand usually taking the worst of the roles (One common example for the double-loser is to have the losing hand pretend to be deaf while hitting on a stranger, preferably waitstaff, while the second loser serves as a sign language translator).

In a winner-loser round, the winning hand and losing hand will engage in some type of punishment/interaction that is usually sexual in nature (loser licks winners nipple, etc...)

ORIGIN and DECIMINATION

On Tour was invented by members of the since disbanded San Francisco rock band band, io, during their West Coast to East Coast tour in the summer of 2001. The game was initially played primarily in North Carolina and San Francisco circles, but has since become a social fixture in New York City, Los Angeles, Washington DC, and most recently, Beijing China.

The punishments "Slaps" and "Nair Balls" produced such severe physical trauma as to be retired in most On Tour circles. New Players use these at their own risk.
"I lost a hand of On Tour, and so I had to snort a line of wasabi while singing the theme from Dawson's Creek."
by Jonny.C.H January 6, 2008
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weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together
omg did you hear that timothée chalamet is going on weps on tour !?
by one of the weps June 9, 2020
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weps on tour

when a bunch of sexy and gorgeous people go on a world tour together with the wep wipes
omg bro did you hear that michael b jordan is going on weps on tour
by one of the weps June 9, 2020
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lads on tour

you yell out lads on tour when you’re doing something fun with friends (ex. going clubbing in magaluf) this just means you’re going to have a crazy time
‘LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR, LADS ON TOUR!!!’
by queen1017 September 4, 2019
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Love On Tour

Or "Live On tour" is the Name of Harry Style's shows tour.

Ir you're a Harrie you really want go to the Love On Tour!

(Like me)
A: Hey i get tickets for the love On tour!

B: Omg! I hate you so much right now!

A: I know 😏
by Sweetcheeks28 September 6, 2021
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