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Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips 

A phrase used when someone is overeating
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee wanna go on break?
Kaylee : Yeah give me a second I need some chocolate!
Kiersten : Yeah me too!
Kaylee : Mmm I just love peanut butter cups I could eat a whole bag at once! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!
Kiersten : Damn Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : Who the fuck cares I love chocolate & peanut butter!
Steve : Wow Kaylee did I ever tell you how much I like fat girls!
Kaylee : Go Fuck Yourself Steve!
Steve : I would rather fuck your thunder thighs!
Kiersten : I told you Kaylee Moment On The Lips Lifetime On The Hips!
Kaylee : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

National kiss on the lips Day 

National kiss on the lips day, occurs on the 29 Of May.
It's a Day where you kiss your friends and random people in your school on the lips and if you approach them, they can't say no . If you leave school with out a kiss , YOUR A PUSSY ! bitch . don't be a coward
"Today is national kiss on the lips day !"
"who are you planning on kissing lisa ?"
"i don't maybe , devan

putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

lipstick on the sausage

Well its basicaly the same as other deffinitions and you know what I mean. Lipstick on your penis. Just used in a joking matter at a restaruant
I was out to breakfast and the waitress asked if I wanted bacon or sausage.

I said sausage please.

She said OK.

I said no lipstick on the sausage though.

She looked at me very confused.

I just laughed and so did everyone else.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026