Ol' Ted Turneranoud

- noun
1. the greatest turnaround on the grandest of scales.
2. a plot that nuclearly explodes in the assailants face; the victim being the bombardier of that bomb.

Putting laxatives in the other canidates water and accidentally ending up drinking that water because that candiate switched them. Then shitting all over your trousers on national television on CNN. Ol' Ted Turneranoud happens the worlds know about it.

by AFrogers March 3, 2009

tig ol higglebiddies

meant to reference a man's fat tits.

Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."

by regalinity August 8, 2022

tig ol higglebiddies

meant to reference a man’s fat tits.

Jack: "look at that man! he has tig ol higglebiddies."
Lucas: "woah, you're right."

by regalinity August 8, 2022

p;.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa

when you feel extremely mega bored and have already tried qwerty, asdf and zxcv.

i'm so p;.ol,ikmujnyhbtgvrfcedxwszqa today istg

by corgimationss September 16, 2021

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019