Ari
Al Barr: A 400-pound Black slave who somehow owns a fraternity house. Even though he barely has a 1.5
GPA, he acts like he’s in charge. Known for being
rude, clueless, and hating on his own kind, Ari openly says he only likes white girls — especially “snow bunnies.” Ari is so incredibly incompetent that it takes him
3–4 business days to reply in a standard conversation, highlighting his struggles as an illiterate modern-
day slave. He’s also a natural female repellent with his stench and monstrous build. Nobody respects him, but he still thinks he’s the
king of the frat.