Oh, wait

A phrase used to sarcastically indicate that something which is presumed or hoped for is, in fact, not true.

Typically used in discussions to either insult someone, or to refute an assertion by emphasizing why that assertion is inaccurate.

(As an insult)

*Bill finishes 34th in a marathon*

Dick - Hey Bill, nice job winning first place. Oh, wait.

(As a rebuttal)

Bill - The United States is in a strong state of financial security.

Dick - Yes. Good thing our national debt isn't somewhere around $14 trillion. Oh, wait.

by magzillas July 8, 2011

oh wait

something you say after you just made fun of someone for something they did or didnt do.

hey greg, good job on winning the contest earlier today...oh wait

by sveedin May 14, 2010

Oh wait...!

Ignore previous sentence.

Unemployed/retired person posts, "Great day to play hooky. Oh wait...!".

by Minniemo May 13, 2016

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019

Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a

Neck gaiter, mug

Wait what was it again? Oh yeah get a

by Turdonfire October 27, 2020

OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!

My pp got chopped off. Send help.

Gets trapped in room. OH NO! oh wait. OH YEAH!!!

by Khaotiq May 24, 2019

Oh wait

Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.

Used mostly when you are kidding,

Other spellings include,

O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....

I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted

I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight

by DG magee January 9, 2010