OFF meet

OFF meets are typically small online get-togethers in japan with their end goal of committing a group suicide.

Notwitstanding the statement earlier, Other contries also have online group suicides. It's that Japan is one of the more popular contries to do this.
OFF meetings are typically anonymous until the people partaking meet up and commit suicide together.
An OFF meet is just one of many names one can give a group suicide meeting. Truly, It can be anything for it is simply an online internet chat room talking about killing, or offing themselves.
Many internet providers ban websites dedicated to making OFF meets. But there are still countless circulating the internet.

Informal:
Hey bro, I just found this sick OFF meet website, wanna go?

Context:
Person 1: Is everyone from the OFF meet here?
Group: Yeah
Person 1: Great. Let's jump.

Formal:
News Reporter: Just now, there are dozens of group suicides across the country happening now. Some are calling them "Suicide Pacts"; others "OFF meetings". If you or anyone you know is partaking or thinking of doing so, please call the suicide helpline in your district.

OFF meet by じさつ June 10, 2021

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off to meet the wizard

to go off in to the wilderness to take a piss

hey jim i am off to meet the wizard

or man i just meet the wizard it was awesome

off to meet the wizard by bulls81 June 11, 2009

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OFF meet • off to meet the wizard • off-sight meeting • off • off the chain • off the hook • off tha hook • Off the Goop • off the grid • off the heezy

off-sight meeting

A meeting that has no real purpose or clear direction.

However, breakfast is usually served, therefore it is still beneficial that you attend.

"Hey our boss has been talking for a while, but does any of it really matter?"

"Nah, this is an off-sight meeting."

"Ah, well at least these scones are delicious."

off-sight meeting by onetimeforall August 28, 2009

Word of the Day on September 6, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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