OCCD

Obsessive Compulsive Chat Disorder - when you compulsively and absent-mindedly check your facebook or other chat despite knowing that no-one you want to talk to will be online.

The internet equivalent of constantly checking the empty fridge in the hope that some good food has materialised since you last checked it 5 minutes ago.
OCCD in action:

6:23pm - Damn it, John's not online
6:30pm - Hey, maybe John's online now...
6:36pm - I'm bored, I should just make sure John's still not online
6:40pm - Maybe if I check just once more he'll miraculously appear...
by king_rijj April 05, 2011
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