Obalong is an adjective that means long, disproportionate, and basically fat ugly hogs. Obalongas are typically a group of awkward females that waddle around obnoxiously, while obalongos are the male version.
Obalong examples are Giraffes, moose, 7-heads(four heads),generally speaking Anne Chanel’s and Maggie’s are typically obalong.
Observation. Usually used in relation to the fedswatching/observing you as you are a suspect in a crime.
Person 1: Rah mans on obbo u kno. Feds have pulled me twice cah they think im slanging crack
Person 2: Trident are moving mad fam, the whole gang is on obbo still
A self-inflicted, non-surgical disconnection of the portion of the brain that allows individuals to reason and think critically. The procedure has been most frequently observed among acolytes and fawning devotees of Barack "The Messiah" Obama.