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Nutty Old Bat. 

1. A pompous old windbag or busy body.

2. A hypocritical someone who is trying to make a point about something they believe is rite but all facts and common sense prove them wrong

3. An elderly person who rambles on but has no idea what they are talking about.
Example of an old lady trying to defend her adulterous daughter.

Nutty Old Bat:
Are you even old enough to know what fidelity is?

Random girl:
Aren't you a little old to be causing drama on facebook?

Nutty Old Bat:
i'm just a few years older than you, and I am not causing drama on facebook. Do you even know what drama is?

Random girl:
Just a few? I took you for a nutty old bat.... that's drama :]:]

Nutty Old Bat:
No nuts on me my dear.

Random girl:
That's a shame. What business do you have messaging me, by the way?

Nutty Old Bat:
I won't even lower my dignity with an answer to your question.

Random girl:
What dignity? It was apparent you had no dignity when you chose to rudely message a stranger and throw out a pathetic attempt at being witty.
Nutty Old Bat. by WildMountainBoy January 25, 2011
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026