nut sling

A skimpy pair of underwear for men that barely keeps in the man's genitals. Often appears in lepard print and is made out of a silky material.

After showering at the gym, John put on his nut sling and sat around the locker room talking to old naked men.

Old men love to parade around the lake in nothing but a nut sling.

by Joseph A September 16, 2006

Brazilian Nut Sling

A Brazilian Nut Sling, is when you tie a rope or cord around each testicle, then tie the other ends to each ears of the other participant. This is so whenever they jerk their head back from sucking dick, it tugs and rips on each of the testicles mercilessly.

Hey mat my girl just gave me a Brazilian Nut sling, my balls still hurt something fierce

by Strikegold August 23, 2021

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

nut slinger

Another name for a woman who is a whore and fucks anything that moves

McKenzie is a real nut slinger

by Marysamsonite May 2, 2018

nutsling

Any person or thing acting in a manner that causes the people around them to experience anger, annoyance, frustration, or the desire to either drink heavily, run away, or commit a homicide.

My husband is a real nutsling.

My kids are acting like nutslings today.

Wow, what a nutsling.
My nutsling phone keeps autocorrecting me.

by wizbef May 9, 2012

Pelican Nutslinger

The Pelican Nutslinger can only be performed during a threesome involving two men and a woman.

When one of the men grabs the other one's nuts tearing them down as far as possible and releasing a huge dump himself.
The way the scrotum looks afterwards, is exactly the same as the Pelican's throat pouch.

You gotta see his face, after I pelican nutslingered him!

by johnelbow April 7, 2010

ballsack nutslinger

the type of videogame where there is an over emphasis on graphics, budget, celebrity cameos, while ultimately lacking an actual game to play and still being a piece of shit

im afraid squadron 42 and GTA 6 are just going to be just another ballsack nutslinger

by Fleebie January 28, 2026