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When wanting to say something or talk to your friend on MSN but not wanting to say "Hi" first looking uncool or lonely.
Marcus wanted to talk to Dom, But Marcus not wanting to say Hi first to make himself sound more cool Marcus is MSN shy to start a conversation.
MSN shy by RYantheAsianmist July 7, 2010
When wanting to say something or talk to your friend on MSN but not wanting to say "Hi" first looking uncool or lonely.
Marcus wanted to talk to Dom, But Marcus not wanting to say Hi first to make himself sound more cool Marcus is MSN shy to start a conversation.
MSN shy by RYantheAsianmist July 7, 2010

Doing an MSN server 

to 'do an msn server' is to not work when needed. It is to piss everyone off when it is inconvenient for them. It is also to respond slow and do maintenance or repair at the completely wrong time and without warning
Billy: Man... those road works are totally doing an MSN Server!!
Bobfred: Yeah I know... i needed to get to work down the main road which is only 2km, but i had to go the long way, 10km instead!

MSN stain 

An MSN stain is due to a raunchy MSN conversation that ends up with the guy beating off in such a hurry that he only unzips his pants and immediately starts wanking. MSN stains are usually found on the pant leg and surrounding the zipper. Stains can also be found on t-shirts if the said person was unable to hold his bunched-up shirt under his chin long enough.
Violet caused Robert to leave an MSN stain on his pants, as she repeatedly stated how she wanted his hard dick inside of her wet vagina.
MSN stain by ShVR February 17, 2006
Msn sex is when someone repeatedly signs in and out of msn, yahoo, any im's. In and out motion is sex. Usually, this is just to get attention from someone who won't talk to the person otherwise.
*Aly signs in*
*Aly signs out*
*Aly signs in*
*Aly signs out*
*Aly signs in*

*Jacob gets annoyed*

@Aly "Quit having msn sex!"

@Jacob "No problem. Mission accomplished!"
msn sex by ishtacosandmayo May 5, 2009

Msn-Soul 

Someone who is unable to communicate with another by means of actual communication and in turn only trys to have a relationship with people through a internet based chat.
Person1: My relationship with Jane is so akward, it's like she's avoiding me whenever i see her. But when i'm on msn, she starts chatting to me like crazy.
Person2: She's one of them Msn-Soul people. Stay away from them.
Person1: Wow, that's disgusting!
Msn-Soul by Darioples September 19, 2006
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