Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.
(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.
by bill smiff January 5, 2011
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A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice
Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt
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Something that is extremely tight. Usually referring to nuts and bolts on a car.
Most commonly used in a mechanics garage and is the result of many skinned knuckles.
Those bolts are Tighter than a Nuns cunt.
by Paul Loose October 28, 2007
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1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.
by rnathenson October 9, 2009
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