dry as a nun's cunt 

Aus. (1) extremely thirsty; (2) drought conditions.

(1) I could murder a beer, I'm dry as a nun's cunt.

(2) It hasn't rained for months, the ground's as dry as a nun's cunt.

dry as a nun's cunt by bill smiff January 5, 2011

as dry as a nun's cunt 

An expression of anything that is VERY dry.

That sandwich was as dry as a nun's cunt.

as dry as a nun's cunt by P V 2 March 24, 2018

dry as a nuns cunt

dry pussy

laura is dry as a nuns cunt

dry as a nuns cunt by big boy 96 November 12, 2018