Nucking figger

Pretty self explanatory.

A guy: What a nucking figger
Black guy: processing what he said

Nucking figger by I like Silvia S15’s December 26, 2023

nucking figger

you misread that, didnt you, you filthy nucking figger

white person: bro i hate all these nucking figgers
the figgers in question: YO THE FUCK YOU SAY WHITE BOY
white person: i said figgers not nigg-

nucking figger by nucking figga April 11, 2024

nucking figger

JUST A CHILL GUY:)

hi nucking figger.

nucking figger by DAKINGJ March 26, 2025

Nuckin' Figger 

A common slur used by overly dyslexic racists, where the "F" for "fuckin'" and the "N" for... well, y'know what it is, are both swapped.

"Sorry I'm late, some nuckin' figger cut me off on the freeway".

Nuckin' Figger by A.O.B.L. February 26, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019