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ghost noting 

Ghost noting is sort of like something that happens to your blog which prevents it from really interacting with anyone else on Tumblr.

You can’t reply to people’s posts (including photo reply). When you like people’s posts or follow people’s blogs it doesn’t show up or send them a dashboard notification that you did so. When you send or reply to messages, the person receiving it won’t receive a notification. Also, when you reblog something from someone else, and when someone else reblogs something from you, it doesn’t show up in the notes.
thepizzaqueen deleted one of her blogs because it was ghost noting
ghost noting by yaniss January 6, 2012

Bored Noting 

Bored Noting is when a person will randomly write a note about nothing at all out of boredem. The note will usely end up being longer then a full notebook page with normal size print just talking about how bored you are. 9 times out of 10, the note will be very stupid and wont even be givin to anyone.
I was so bored last night I ended up bored noting five diffrent people... I still have the notes in my bookbag.
Bored Noting by Bored Out Of Her Mind September 28, 2011

Brown Noting

The payment of goods or services with sheets of toilet paper. Since the corona virus out break, hoarding mentality has caused a scarcity of toilet paper, which in turn has lead to toilet paper becoming a currency in its own right.
Hey Tom, I’ll sell that to you for $2, or if your prefer to make use of our new brown noting facilities that will be 6 brown notes.
Brown Noting by UrbsOnCrack March 14, 2020

spark noting 

the act of reading spark notes on a book for class instead of actually reading the book. usually done the night before a test or when the book should have been read by.
Guy: What are you up to?
Girl: Just spark noting that stupid book for english.
Guy: The boring one about Africa?
Girl: Yeah the test is tomorrow.

open-noting a bitch 

1). Using one's notes to gain an advantage over a person or peers with regards to completing a particularly difficult test. 2). Utilizing one's notes in an aggressive and physical fashion to inflict pain on another, especially the weak and note-less.
I'm open-noting a bitch (college student referring to taking a final exam)
open-noting a bitch by Wredna May 11, 2010

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.
Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".
Brown Noting by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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