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Notiphobia

Fear of notifications. May be acute due to ones persona or situation but more often than not can become chronic. It particular applies to social networking sites that offer notifications but may apply to life in general as fear of being told anything.
My emails are accumulating but I am too lazy to delete them just in case they say something important. Maybe I have acute Notiphobia.
Notiphobia by Shake N June 24, 2009
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Nothingphobia 

The fear of nothing.
“What’s your phobia?”

“I’m “Nothingphobic”

“Seriously? You can’t be afraid of nothing, everybody has a fear...”

“I am afraid of being so rounded by nothingness in this vast empty universe... are we alone? Do we even exist? Are WE the universe?? I have Nothingphobia.”

*backs away slowly.*
Nothingphobia by Me is a weird March 31, 2021

notiphobia

Fear of notifications, e.g. having your discord status on Do not Disturb 24/7, and responding to all of your messages after about three hours have passed due to no notifications.
Man, the other guy must have notiphobia or something. He's always on do not disturb and takes hours to respond.
notiphobia by notfoop April 24, 2021
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026