She doesn't believe in boyfriends.
by Antiboyfriend February 4, 2004
Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019
by Aphrodite_XX October 19, 2014
Noun: An ugly chick, who, upon hanging out with for multiple days, claims you are her boyfriend without your confirmation, for if she was hot, I wouldn't give two shits.
Friend: Hey, I heard you were going out with Alison, she is fat as hell.
Alex: God No! I sat next to her for a week and now she's calling me her boyfriend, ghhhawwd, she's such a boyfriendizer.
Alex: God No! I sat next to her for a week and now she's calling me her boyfriend, ghhhawwd, she's such a boyfriendizer.
by Boyfriendizeree July 18, 2014
a male who has the honour to spoil his Girlfriend/Boyfriend and is in a relationship with one another. The boyfriend is supposed to be the hard working one to win the others heart. The boyfriend tries to win the most beautiful and hot looking girlfriend/boyfriend to their choice
by EmeraldsDictionary December 19, 2015
A guy who you must love alot. He's trustworthy and is always there for you... sort of like best friends.
by anonymus August 24, 2003
The guy who makes you feel really loved and he's always there to comfort you. Not needed to improve a female, but makes a great accessory. Often people call guys who are friends "boyfriends". Please spare us the confusion!
Not-single girl: "Last night my boyfriend took me to this romantic restaurant..."
Loner: "I wish I had a boyfriend!"
Girl: "John's a good boyfriend to me!"
Friend: "Are you guys going out?"
Girl: "He is a friend who is a guy!"
Loner: "I wish I had a boyfriend!"
Girl: "John's a good boyfriend to me!"
Friend: "Are you guys going out?"
Girl: "He is a friend who is a guy!"
by Shopaholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 10, 2006