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Nosebooking 

Nosebook - noun
Nosebooking - verb

The Social Media activity engaged in by domesticated canids during their Constitutional walks.

Using their heightened sense of smell - and the scent markers carried in their excretory systems, dogs engage in Nosebooking by seeking-out posts by their "Nb Friends" (and especially Strangers and "Adversaries").

The Nosebooker can do anything from tapping a quick "Like", an brief "Wow" - or a massive...Opinion.

Neil Clark - 4/17/2021
"TomDog started Nosebooking by checking new Posts on our Home-Page, spritzing a brief remark on the fire hydrant - and carefully chose where to leave a substantial Declaration...which Dad 'picked-up'
Nosebooking by nedlark April 18, 2021
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notebooking someone 

'The Notebook' is a film and it is said that when a girl or boy notebooks another person they are destened to become like the couple in the film, to live happy together for an eternity. it is said once you 'notebook' someone you you are tid to them in some way.
Ally-'Say Im A Bird'
Noha-'Your A Bird'
Ally-'Now Say your A Bird'
Noah-'If Your A Bird, I'm A Bird'
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Notebooking

The action of texting someone you know a random thought or series of thoughts because you needed to remember it for later.
Sorry for the crazy messages, was so high last night I just started notebooking to you.
Notebooking by Read Them All June 11, 2018

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026