Norwegian hand

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.

Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you

by Some random Norwegian person August 26, 2023

Norwegian rain dance

The act of dancing in the rain naked. It’s like skinny dipping in land.

“Saw them baddies out there in the storm my shrigga, they was doin the Norwegian rain dance!”

by The ass blaster99 August 2, 2021

The Norwegian housewife

Are you tired of cooking breakfast, doing the yard work, and having your sexual urges satisfied? if so this is the thing for you! first take your best wood cutting axe (the bigger the better!) and stick it firmly in your wife's anus, then have her cut the wood with her anus. at the same time she will be cooking your pancakes, and because every good housewife is a multi-tasker she will also be gargling your man sausage. so enjoy!

"my wife has been slacking her duties, so I had her shape up and gave her The Norwegian Housewife!"

by Smokey Longsands April 22, 2010

Norwegian mudflap

When you attempt to defecate into someone’s mouth in -15 weather and it freezes midway, falling, and slapping the other in the face.

I gave Jonas’s mom a Norwegian mudflap and she’s pretty mad about it still.

by Sassyshrimp November 27, 2021

norwegian ballcrunch

When someone from norway eat your balls while taking a shit on your nipples

Guy 1- "Hey! Did you see that guy over there?"

Guy 2- "Yes, he went to Norway and got the norwegian ballcrunch.."

Guy 1- "Oh.. poor nipples"

by Tullegutten89 April 28, 2011

norwegian silly buggers

A game envolving 3 moves.

1. Feed the pony(To grab the Genitals)
2. Milk (To grab the Cleavage)
3. Prostate exam (To insert a digit into the Anus)

The first to do all three successfully and call norwegian silly buggers wins.

Andrew "my ass still stings from the game of norwegian silly buggers i played last night with liam"

Davy "Feed the pony" (grabbing liams genitals)

by Mrbogangels January 6, 2012

Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023