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Northern Lehigh School

A small, shitty school. If you go here you will want to liven't. The school is known for weird as fuck teachers, creepy math teachers, and arrogant computer teachers. DO NOT GO HERE. THIS SCHOOL IS A ONE-WAY TICKET TO HELL.

The school is very stupid, kids are very selfish and arrogant. If you kill a student from here, I will thank you. Everybody here is awful (except for a select few)

The kids are fucking homophobic assholes. They make fun of others for EVERYTHING.

Wanna vape, get high, cry, meet creeps, start drama, find whores, go to hell, get bullied, AND A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING OTHER BAD SHIT, Then you should go to Northern Lehigh School. Prepare to die.

Northern Lehigh School District

A school district located in Slatington, PA. It is known for it's odd substitute teachers, and spending way too much money in its athletic programs. The music department is almost completely ignored, and is diminishing. The students know that they are in a horrible district, and they cannot escape it.
Northern Lehigh School District is a black hole absorbing the hopes and dreams of students.

Northern Lehigh middle school 

The worst school ever that actually gave me cancer if you could suck 25 ducks or go to this school what would you choose the slut bag teachers treat you like shit and make sure you burn in hell wanna help someone go to hell you'll get detention and all the girls are emo shitfucks that are bi and like to duck asians off welcome to hell children where your Hope's die
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