A town in Florida with 75% seniors. The kids think they're hardcore as shit. Maily populated with Blacks, Wannabe Hardcore Scene Kids, & Toothless Rednecks. May occasionally see a naked midget running through town.
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Get the north port mug.A school located in North Port, Florida, with a population of hicks, assholes, and douchebags.
The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.
All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.
If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.
All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
The average IQ of a student is 12, and that's maybe the smartest person in the class.
All the kids think they can skate, but suck ass, just like the athletic school teams. They lost their Homecoming game.
If you go to this school you will be made fun of for having no 'swag' or have a fight started by at least 15 kids.
All these kids care about is weed, swag, and fighting.
"Dude I was so high on kush last night, me and my best bud dun threw hands!" -North Port High School
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Get the North Port High School mug.A high school located in North Port, Florida. The school is mainly populated by wannabe rednecks and their pregnant bitches who all seem to think that camo outfits are "desirable." The average girl at North Port HS has already had about 2.5 children, via several baby dadyzzz. So many students smoke weed, that even the teachers dabble in it from time to time. The average combined IQ of the school (teachers included) is roughly 108 (and that is being generous). NPHS has some of THE worst teachers in the nation. If your looking for a school where you can spend your entire four year, high school experience high as a kite, then North Port High School is the place for you!
Redneck 1 and North Port High School (Florida): Hey, let's pretend to be hard-core Confederate scumbags, and where camo all the time like dumb hicks, and talk about fishing and hunting all the time, and date fat nasty girls, even though in reality we have two brain cells to split between the five of us and are pretty much white trash?
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
Redneck 2: Dam! My girlfriend is also my cousin!
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Get the North Portuguese Stew mug.Northport is known as a snobby/preppy town, with nautical themed stores, restaurants, & cafes as it could be described as an upscale sea town. Most families are younger with younger children, going back & fourth in their Range Rovers taking the kids to soccer practice with a boat hitched. A few yacht clubs are in town as well as upscale dining & shopping & a very good/well known public school system. Northport High School is a very good school with quality education & standards. It is known to be one of the best schools in the area with the top art program in the state & one of the top schools in the nation. That includes all types of art at the college level, as well as theatre, & the music program. The marching band does a show every year competing with all other marching bands on L.I. & Npt has won so many times consecutively, there is no competition anymore, its just a show with Npt last as the grand finale. Athletic wise, girls lax is one of the top teams in the nation with the coach who also started a very famous travel lax team, the Yellow Jackets. Girls on the team go to the national team & play in IVY league/top D1 teams such as Yale, Princeton, & Florida St.. The girls soccer team is also good, as well as track/cross country, & more recently, field hockey. NCU & Northwestern have track girls & more D1 and D2 like Siena & Slippery Rock have taken field hockey girls. Even our basketball team has a girl at Delaware. For the boys, the track & cx are also a hit with D1.
Northport is a very lovely town on the north shore of Long Island, NY and shares the wealth of the Gold Coast in Suffolk County.
by nptfam December 4, 2012
Get the Northport mug.There is alot more to this little town, if you live here you know alot of it. Northport high school, or better known as north'pot' high school is a pertty unique high school with the best art program in ny state, and the "commons." Beautiful harbor and village, still has trolley cart tracks on main street. A million lil dinners and sea worthy resteraunts. People either love it and move back there to raise a family or hate it and wish to burn it to the ground. Stickers on street signs and pot holes galore! go get a half and half with a lmberjack and then u can call urself a northporter...but u have to write on the big foam cup if u want to think ur cool. and anyone who thinks e-npt is better than npt prbably lives in enpt and is jealous. Over priced houses and underpaid teachers. Its great in the summer time if u have a boat. No matter how many people say they hate living in a small town or that its boring id bet money that over half of them deep down probably likes it.
The marching band won the hofstra band competition every year for like 10 years so they changed it to just a band "show" cuz the other schools are mad that northport marching band is awesome.
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