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North Bethesda Middle School 

Crackhead central with a bunch of tryhard soccer jocks attempting to flex on the normal people with vineyard vines and supreme shit. 80% of teachers don’t know the subject they’re teaching. Borderline slut city and Virgin Islands in one. Abundance of introvert memers. Prolly the only good part about the school
Person one: I go to North Bethesda Middle School
Person two: pick a number 1-10
Person one: 5

Person 2: that’s your IQ
Person one: but I meme
Person two: shit my bad bro

North Bethesda Middle School 

A middle school in Bethesda, Maryland. Half the students vape in the bathrooms and the other half don't give two shits about academics. Supposedly really good as well.
The teachers are pretty hit-or-miss but all of the eighth grade science teachers are very bad. However, the science olympiad team has done pretty well for the past few years, so there's that.
May or may not be known as the "racist school"
person 1: so you go to North Bethesda Middle School?
person 2: yeah, and I'm on the scioly team-
person 1: you're a racist
person 2: how rude
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026