Norman

Can be used instead of saying nob or nob head

ugh they are all normans

by milliea12 November 24, 2019

Norman

What you don't forget to bring.
Often used as an item that a minority, say the nerds in a classroom, will bring.
It is often the thing that your mind completely skips.

Teacher: Don't forget to bring your Norman tomorrow!

Teacher: Did you finally find your Norman?
Ambrose: Nah, couldn't find my Norman...

Leo (whispers): Dude, he brought his Norman AGAIN...

Rikky: Miss, can I go get my Norman?

by RikkyC August 17, 2006

Norman

Norman is a type of man that enjoys long walks on the beach fuelled by battery acid and brain damage. They are genuinely blonde and crave expensive sneakers that their parent's Centrelink money can't afford. Normans generally enjoy talking trash to older men on the bus.

Norman was such an asshole today.

by BasementCooker June 21, 2021

Norman

A slang word for a very small penis, often mistaken for a chode, a Norman is not wider than it is long, its just small.

'We pulled down Alex's shorts in PE'
'Did he have a Norman'
'Yes, its a short story'

by Alex Norman June 12, 2008

Norman

To have an erect penis that is not visible to the person who possesses it.

A guy has caught wood, however, he looks down and only sees the girth of his fat gut. This absence of penal visibility is a result of small penis, being fat, or the combination or both. Most people who experience a "norman" can be found wearing blasting zone underpants.

by Skack August 14, 2006

Norman

A boy from a family friendly anime (the promised neverland) who simps for emma

personality: kind, caring, kinda selfish, etc

just imagine seeing a simp, you wanna call him/her a simp but, not in a bad way, so u say:
-hey pal, your acting like norman

by Emo apple ray April 5, 2021

Norman

A fake two faced coward ass Nigga that's a Jody and should be Googled before proceeding. A toxic disease, proceed creature with caution, believe at your own risk.

Who was that? That's a No man, once I Saw the truth & Hoefax..left that No Norman Real EARLY

by KingAce1 April 26, 2017