Noodle Fingers Share definition Flag A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white) "Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes." Noodle Fingers by pastalover April 4, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Noodle Fingers mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch