Noobonic Plague

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."

Noobonic Plague by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

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Noobonic Plague

When a large group of noobs mobs an area with its ineptitude. This can occur in games or real life.

Woah this Noobonic Plague is making our team suck hard...

Noobonic Plague by Banerik July 28, 2006

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Noobonic Plague

This Common Diease Occurs in many online gaming site but aspecially "Runescape", The diease is aslo can be called "noobageddon", the plague occurs about 4pm on schooldays because all those noobs who brag about how good they are go onto the game and try to kill the cow who killed them 5 times and to find all they get is a piece of meat, with is self pride they tell every person within a 12km area how they killed a cow and to ask them for money that they can't be bothered to get.
The Plague can only be cured by one thing: IT CANT,no matter how hard you get rid of 200 noobs, 4000 come on the game (by amazing coinciedce) right next to you.

Example of the Noobonic Plague.

Noob 1: Can i have some Money!
Noob 2: Plz plz plz can i have some money
Noob 3: I just proper beefed up a cow
Noob 4: I just got up to level 2 defence cool
Noob 5 (if you go on RS): Wheres Lumbrigde
(a couple hundred noobs pop up right next to you)
You: FUCKIN GET AWAY U FUCKIN SHIT PIECES OF NOOBS (unfortunatly you can't say the above coz it look like this: ****** *** **** * ****** **** **** ****** ** *****)
Noob 200034:Can i have some money please

Noobonic Plague by Skyrazza October 9, 2006

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Noobonic Plague

A highly contagious cyber disease that incapacitates progamers and renders their skills ineffective; symptoms inclue delirium, nausea, low APM, lack of sufficient micro and/or macro, etc.

WTF happened to you out there, man? You got the noobonic plague or somethin'?

Noobonic Plague by ub3rpl0x February 20, 2009

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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