A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.
"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"
by Allah snack at August 20, 2017
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A person or individual (mostly female) that perform actions that attract pedophiles online.
"That girl is a bloody nonce magnet"
by Sanquo November 6, 2019
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The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.
Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.
by Roodler June 26, 2022
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one who penerates mens rectums on an hourly basis. he can only get erect from a thrashing by a shit filled sock
bingo the nonce has been spotted down the gents toilets AGAIN..........
by timmy slayer January 29, 2015
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*jimmy savill*
Callum:Nonce or not well I can tell u he’s a nonce alright
*no noncesence begins to play*
by What’s a pseudonym? February 5, 2019
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