To be overly offended/emotional over a post/status/picture online, or over something trivial in real life. To be overly sensitive to shit that has nothing to do with you.
You don't like a post on Facebook, it really offends you, so instead of being an adult and unliking a page or moving on with your day, you become all homotional and bitch, whine and complain to everyone who will listen on said page.
Sally's work load has increased but her pay has not. She is still called the receptionist while she does Accounts Payable and numerous other duties. She has not received a promotion, she has received a nomotion.
The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.
"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."