Noun: 1)Person who posts on message boards under the pretence of alternateidentity.
2)foolish person who resembles the male genital form.
Adjective; Resembling the phallic form
This would be a total noob that pretty much has no knowledge of how to play the game. This one was actually the name of a player online who was called Noobular and pretty much made people feel like super noobs. So there ya go.