Nob Gobbler

1. n. Usually of the female persuasion - one who incessantly and vivaciously enjoys performing felatio on a man. Her aptitude, proficiency, and dexterity are typically second to none.

2. n. a dick sucker, one who gobbles your nob

1. "It was soon after my first encounter with Katie that I proclaimed her to be a Nob Gobbler on par with Jenna Jameson!"

2. "This Nob Gobbler worked my shaft like a starved soul at an all-u-can-eat buffet"

by Gravy October 7, 2005

nob-gobbler

A female who loves to give head and swallow.

Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler.

by 2eyemike October 26, 2006

nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat

1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.

by Assex 776 May 27, 2008

nob gobbler

one ugly dick sucker

looks like a gobblen and suck nobs

by mike May 20, 2004

slobbering nob gobbler

Desperate addiction to having a sweaty penis in ones mouth as often as humanly possible.

Laura Lancaster is a slobbering nob gobbler... she loves it and so do I.

by Robert Potts August 20, 2003

billy bob nob gobbler

when a guy who looks like billy bob thornton sneaks up on you while your pissin and starts goblin your nob.

Dude, wtf do you think your doing trying to blow me while I'm pissin no less. anyone ever tell you that you resemble billy bob thornton from sling blade? No Homo too you billy bob nob gobbler!

by Ben WackinIt June 18, 2016

nob gobbler

usually a man how is driving recklessly and cuts You up

ugh your such a fucking nob gobbler

by taramsad December 5, 2023