Noah Centineo 

locals can't get enough of him. he's the Leonardo DiCaprio of gen-z straight girls. locals republish him to their vsco collection or instagram story with shocking frequency.

local #1: HAVE YOU SEEN NOAH CENTINEO'S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
local #2: OH MY GODDD AHH HE'S SOOO HOT I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT AHHH
local #1: i watched 'to all the boys i've loved before' in class today

local #2: OMGG SOOOOO JEALOUS! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVERRR!!!!

Noah Centineo by momsagainstlocals December 16, 2018

Noah Centineo 

Noah Centineo is the hottest person to ever exist. Aside from his looks, he is very kindhearted and funny. More guys should be like Noah Centineo.

Person 1: do you know who Noah Centineo is?
Person 2: the hot actor?

Person 1: yeah!! He’s also super funny and kindhearted.

Person 2: he’s actually god.

Noah Centineo by Heresarandomdefinition October 21, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016