Noah Centineo

locals can't get enough of him. he's the Leonardo DiCaprio of gen-z straight girls. locals republish him to their vsco collection or instagram story with shocking frequency.

local #1: HAVE YOU SEEN NOAH CENTINEO'S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
local #2: OH MY GODDD AHH HE'S SOOO HOT I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT AHHH
local #1: i watched 'to all the boys i've loved before' in class today

local #2: OMGG SOOOOO JEALOUS! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVERRR!!!!

Noah Centineo by momsagainstlocals December 16, 2018

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Noah Centineo

Noah Centineo is the hottest person to ever exist. Aside from his looks, he is very kindhearted and funny. More guys should be like Noah Centineo.

Person 1: do you know who Noah Centineo is?
Person 2: the hot actor?

Person 1: yeah!! He’s also super funny and kindhearted.

Person 2: he’s actually god.

Noah Centineo by Heresarandomdefinition October 21, 2018

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Jarlic

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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

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You the birthday

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Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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