noah

noah is the best type of person you will ever meet. he will be your best friend forever and if you get to date a noah never let him go. he will make you the happiest you have ever been. he is gorgeous and perfect in every single way, nobody could replace him.

i’m dating noah and i’m happier than ever!

by sexchorzegirl December 22, 2021

Noah

Noah is a name, Noah is my friend, he’s gay, thats about it Lmao

noahs my friend

by LuvLaws December 29, 2022

Noah

The complete definition of Stupid. The opposite of Einstein. His braincells are stupid, his breathing method is stupid. His life is stupid. There's not a thing he does that isn't stupid.

"Jimmy! Stop being a dumbass! God, you're such a Noah."

by Jerry Jesus Jameson February 7, 2022

Noah

Noah is a 6’5 245lbs beast. He has an about two subway footling weener. He will pull your girl. Noah knows why women deserve less but will still pull. Noah is a resemblance of MMG,Johnny Sins, or Jesus Christ himself.

Girl 1: Noah is hot
Girl 2: your weird

by Men69420men November 25, 2021

Noah

Huge penis absolute unit aka the nosh destroyer super leng smokes and vapes but is an absolute ledge

Shit u have a huge one like Noah

by Obey 08 November 22, 2021

Noah

Noah is a name originally from Hebrew meaning rest.

Noah is someone with a great personality and a happy person in general. The Noah's I've meet have always been jolly old friends. They may be a little big, but they always make people smile.
If you hate a Noah you probably already have a hit on you. Because everyone in your class or friend group, like him.
Of course, he might get annoyed if you don't listen to him. But he is an overall forgiving person.

YOU "Yeah I hate Noah"
FRIEND "I'm sorry for your loss man."
YOU "Why?"
FRIEND "Cuz your dead son!"

YOU GET KILLED BY YOUR FRIEND

by Nolan Davis100 March 15, 2022

noah jay ross

A 12 trash talker that eats a lot of twinkies.

your such a noah jay ross

by SuchHacks November 29, 2017