The practice of abstaining from
fingering oneself for the entire month of
February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on
top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.
Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to
get any at all this month.
Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that
stress yourself? *winks*
Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering
February.