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A month which you can not masturbate, similar to No Nut November
Alan: Y'all ima go home to Masturbate
John: U can't do that it's No Masturbate March
Don't be like alan
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by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019
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Jan 26 Word of the Day
a sudden illness experienced on January 20, 2021 when you can’t go into work because you must celebrate the the swearing in of President Joe Biden & Vice-President Kamala Harris signaling the end of the 1460 day hostage situation otherwise known as the Trump Presidency & the defeat of the Potatriot Uprising of January 6, 2021.
I couldn’t go in Wednesday. I had the inauguvirus
by Sonicbo0mz January 21, 2021
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