A phrase used to describe the stress or anger of someone else, often used to attempt to calm them down. Similar to don't get your knickers in a twist.

Derives from the painful experience of testicular torsion.

One who has their "bollocks in a knot" is either very stressed or is in some way pained or angered.
John: Ryan I think I've left my history homework at home...
Ryan: Mate, don't get your bollocks in a knot, it's not due in until Friday.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
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Sexual intercourse in which the testicles slap against other body parts in an especially wanton, floppy manner. Almost always accompanied by loud fleshy slapping noises, sweat, and grunts.
Boy: Ayo gurl wanna engage in some Slappity Bollocks?
Girl: Always! Bollocks be mad slappity yo.
by ilovepenguins412222222 March 16, 2016
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When a man takes the one long step over and over to try and unscramble his balls
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the formal version of the popular meme; deez nuts.
man: knock knock
mbn: who is there
man: des
mbn: des who
man: desmond bollocks lol
mbn: shit
by zleed May 6, 2021
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look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks
by screechie June 29, 2010
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When you go to an Italian nudist retreat
"Me and my wife went to go get Spaghetti Bollock Naked, little underrated in my opinion"
by MILFord Keynes March 13, 2022
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