Multi-Bollock

Somebody that has more than two testicles. This means 3 or more, limited to 258. If a multi-bollock exceeds 258 testicles then it needs to be referred to the HSE. (UK)

Christ almighty! I finished football today and could've sworn I'd seen a multi-bollock in the showers. I counted five but felt uncomfortable in counting further. We did win the game though.

by Busspass February 12, 2023

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa September 27, 2015

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021

shitting bollocks

When someone is chatting so much shit and bollocks at the same time

He was so wrong and he knew it, shitting bollocks the whole time

by Carpetmuncher99 May 2, 2018

Bollock Talk

Talking total rubbish which is basically bollocks!

Someone who goes on and on and it’s just not needed “bollock talk”

by SmellyFluff December 18, 2020

insufferable bollocks filter

It's like ad blindness

My insufferable bollocks filter makes that page's content awfully difficult to parse

by Bidiot Bales July 30, 2016

to bollock

Verb

1) Means to rub ones scrotum against an object.

2) To make a mistake.

3) To degrade an object/person.

1) "I can't believe you bollocked Mr Abbott's dog!"

2) "I'm going to bollock this test."

3) "She was completely bollocked last night"

by John The Fishmage January 1, 2014