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When two erect nipples are stabbed into someones eyes
Jimmy: OMG THAT GUY JUST GOT NIPPLED!
Bob: I think hes dead...
Jimmy: What a way to go
Bob: Yeh
Jimmy: Imagin his gravestone "Nippled to death 2006"
Nippled by Azzmation November 3, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
A game in which you try to slap opponents nipples so they get hard, the one who hardens the most nipples wins
Josh- Bruh ya wanna play some nippled with those hot babes over there
James- F ya man!
Josh- Tittie time!!
Nippled by Jackaugs July 17, 2014
A game in which you try to pinch opponents nipples so they get hard, the one who hardens the most nipples wins
Josh- Bruh ya wanna play some nippled with those hot babes over there

James- F ya man!

Josh- Tittie time!!
Nippled by kdnekwbsdudhe October 11, 2021
To get a nipple stuck in a hole in your body such as your ear, nose , or your wide booty hole.
Damn jit, you for real just got nippled dawg.
Nippled by Protensky September 2, 2018

nippled up

Australian Slang.
Erection of the female nipples.
That sheilas all nippled up.
nippled up by gladi August 5, 2008

fat nippled oak tree 

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.
Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

No-Nippled

When you convince someone you don't have Nipples and ends with you getting laid or paid.
Shmells didnt think people fell for that trick. But then her best friend got no-nippled by Nipples himself right before her very own eyes.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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