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The act of taking a nap while resting your head on the bounteous bosoms of your girlfriend, wife, chick you met in line at the bank, etc., occasionally awakening to suck on those lovely nipples while murmuring "Mama." Usually post-coital, but need not be.
Trevor: Holy shit! Did you see the tits on that dame?

Steve: Man, I could use a nip nap.

Both: Mama!
nip nap by SizzT June 15, 2009
A word used to describe a stupid person
Tom is such a fucking Nip Nap
Nip Nap by Not_hexp August 4, 2018
Taking nip of Cognac (French of course) before going to sleep for taking naps
I need nip nap every evening before going to bed takeover rest before falling to sleep.
nip nap by Sumerian_Shakespeare September 24, 2022
The Season of Nip-Napping is in July.
Nip-Nap by Therapist_69 June 15, 2017

Nip-Nappity-Noop-Nops 

Another phrase for the ginormous milk-secreting organs of the woman's chest. In other words: Huge Boobs.
Dude! Check out the Nip-Nappity-Noop-Nops on that chick!!!
Nip-Nappity-Noop-Nops by Thyra21 December 19, 2004

Nipnapper 

A nipple kidnapper. A person who steals nipples. This word can also be abbreviated as nipnapp. Past tense is nipnapped or nipplenapped.
Hang onto your nipples and hide your areola, there goes the Nipnappers.
Nipnapper by Sam Halleck September 23, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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